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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

giraffessicpark:

reblog to save a life

giraffessicpark:

reblog to save a life

hip-hop-lifestyle:

when you want coke and they ask you if pepsi is ok

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babyybarbieee:

❤️❤️

babyybarbieee:

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communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6